lustt-and-luxury:

weloveshortvideos:

My 1 Year Old Beatboxing Niece

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Cute lol

Anonymous said: joan rivers has a family...

lustt-and-luxury:

illbegotdamn:

maryjblige:

so do the palestinians she wished dead

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Welp

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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